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Pope calls out Satan the Snitch

Holy hell broke loose in the Holy See on Friday as the Holy Father, Pope Benedict, threw down on a long time adversary, Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness.  His challenge came as the Vatican celebrated the...

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The Great Bee Swarm of 2010

 On Sunday afternoon two weeks ago I drove home from a meeting and turned into the driveway.  Then I stopped the car.  Something was up. Ahead of the car, right next to the house, where the neighbor's...

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Hippie Lawyer versus the Feds

  It was a Sunday morning well over 25 years ago, at a small Federal prison in the Midwest/South that had better remain nameless.  Right about this time of year.  The air at this...place...was...

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Passionate Gardening -- The Three Worst Plants Edition

  There you are, weeding your way under the roses, around the daylilies, behind the lion's ear (in Southern California, that is).  The Wayside Gardens fall catalogue is on the porch behind you, your...

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Passionate Gardening -- The Sweet Spots

 There are zillions of smells in a garden and few of them are shy.  Steer manure, potting soil, cocoa mulch, the dog shit you just stepped in.  Alaska fish fertilizer, especially if the bottle was...

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Lawyer Stuff -- Cross Examination War Story

Cross examination isn't the toughest part of being a trial lawyer.  My father used to say, "Your mother's cat could do a decent cross.  The test of a good lawyer is a good direct examination." But a...

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My Bernie Sanders letter to the L. A. Times

I opened my home town paper, the L.A. Times, this morning with something in mind besides the Sudoku (which is "moderate" on  Saturdays anyway).  I wanted to see how they covered the Sanders...

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Write On! The Monster Within

  WARNING:  Literary investigators have determined that the guest host of tonight's edition of Write On! has NO PUBLISHED WORKS.  Her comments may appear witty and insightful, but they are NOT...

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A Book That Changed My Life: Huckleberry Finn

  I'm the fourth of six kids, born to an English major and a lawyer.  Words were supremely important in our house, and my mother read to us almost every night when I was little:  Scupper the Sailor...

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Dead Cat Walking

  He's not my cat.  He's my sister's cat.  She adopted him from a shelter as a tiny kitlet, and he lived with her for ten years.  But when she moved into an apartment that didn't allow cats, she and my...

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Geronimo Pratt, 1947 to 2011

  Geronimo Pratt has died at his home in Tanzania.  I haven't found the cause of death.   The Los Angeles Times has an obituary.  

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David Copperfield and the Deathly Vices

  Reading David Copperfield is like eating your way through the cuisine of, say, India, in one meal.  It's like Tony Soprano's New-Jersey-embracing drive home in the credits for The Sopranos.  It's...

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Take it to the Bank! Protest in Pasadena, California

  So, OneWest Bank in California wants to foreclose on state employee.  She fell behind in her mortgage payments when her brother, who lived with her and their disabled mother, was killed two years...

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Monday Murder Mystery: Death And The Dancing Footman

Welcome to Monday Murder Mystery where we gather each week to talk about mysteries.  Discussion of all mysteries is welcome, not just those involving murder; and all genres of mysteries are welcome, be...

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Happy 98th, Charlotte Lucas!

  Our oldest known Kossack has just scaled another peak in a Himalyan mountain of years, and congratulations are pouring in from across the cosmos.  

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Monday Murder Mystery: Days of Swine and Porsches

Welcome to Monday Murder Mystery where we gather each week to talk about mysteries.  Discussion of all mysteries is welcome, not just those involving murder; and all genres of mysteries are welcome, be...

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Charlotte Lucas, 1913 to 2012

Today I put on summer clothes and journey to a world I've never seen                 --Michikaze (free translation)

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Write On! You want Character on Those Extras?

Sensible Shoes is off tonight with family and deadline obligations and asked me to pinch hit.  So I'm knocking the dirt off my cleats with the bat and getting ready to dig in at the plate.  The...

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Write On! Herding Characters

What ho, writers!  This is a Brand X edition.  Sensible Shoes has family responsibilities tonight and asked me to fill in.  I was happy to but I didn't have time to get my hair done, so please...

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Write On! Auspicious Beginnings

This is a pinch hitter edition as SensibleShoes deals with real life.I've been thinking a lot about beginnings of novels, mainly my own deficiencies in the area. One of my college professors told me a...

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